On a stage at the Y in the Township of Wayne
(You can get there by car, you can get there by train.)
You’ll find Gertrude McFuzz and Miss Mayzie LaBird,
The Cat in the Hat and, oh, what I’ve heard
About the Thinks that he’ll think and the things that he’ll do
With young JoJo and Horton and Sour Kangaroo,
The Bird Girls, The Grinch and quite a few others,
Not to mention the Wickersham Brothers,
Thing One and Thing Two. But I’ll not spoil the tale
Because Seussical tickets are now on sale.
Buy them left, buy them right, buy them high, buy them low
Buy them quick if you don’t want to miss this show.